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Is it me or has the fediverse seemed more quiet lately?

now that pine64 is selling replacement parts for the pinephone on their website, you can actually build your own pinephone and save...uh...it appears to be about two dollars compared to the fully assembled, tested, and warrantied product, so maybe don't do that.

COVID19, nuclear take 

Okay, humanity is doomed, COVID19 just won the pandemic. 😂

*puts feet on table, slouches back, lights a cigar and finally relaxes*

covid-19 

from Katie Mack (astrokatie.com/) on other media:

[Cake voice]

We’re KEEPING our DISTANCE
We’re all QUARANTINED
We stay alone (ALL ALONE), for our friends in their time of NEED

Because WHO’s racing, and pacing, to flatten the curve
Docs fighting, and guiding, and keeping up their nerve
We’re keeping our distance
(Aaaa, ahhh)
🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

The fediverse seems so much more lively with all
of the social distancing!

Every so often I get this weird feeling that things aren’t quite ‘right’. It’s like I have a memory of how things are supposed to be. But I cannot quite remember it.

I also formatted my resume for my line printer. Going to take a couple of copies to my interview.

Star Trek Picard spoilers 

Ok. Watched Star Trek: Picard last night. The trope that we’ve created synthetic life forms that are indistinguishable from humans is overplayed at this point. Blade runner. Battlestar Galactica. The Matrix. I am forgetting some too.

And when exactly were these supposed to have been developed? At the end of Insurrection it wasn’t possible or even close. But decades before “now” they mastered it and had a rebellion and in the meantime some scientist made human ones.

Shamelessly stollen from twitter:

toddlers are excellent at brute forcing

10 minutes of attempts:

juice
mommy juice
mommy JUICE
mommy i want juice
mommy juice mommy
juice mommy
mommy
juuuice
mommy
i want juice mommy
MOMMY
JUICE MOMMY
MOMMY! JUICE!
MOOOOMMY!

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JFC OKAY

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