Back on my bullshit (designing a data structure with a hard limit of 256 elements).

I will definitely not regret this.

@david everything is just an array when you got a bachelor's degree in philosophy and faked your way through a programming career for 30 years

@a2_4am @david

Please, provide a short lecture on the philosophical elements of arrays and/or data structures in general. Thank you

@howtophil @david

Metaphysics: My data exists.

Epistemology: I have a justified true belief that my data exists.

Logic: The existence of my data implies the existence of other data.

Ethics: My data has a right to exist.

Aesthetics: All data structures are beautiful, but my data structure is more beautiful than others.

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